I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much
I HATE WHEN STORYLINES HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL AND THEN IT TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST A ONE-EPISODE THING AND NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO MENTION IT AGAIN OHMYGOD
lol what hallucinations
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
oh god. yes. oh yes.
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.